1. Get timesheet signed
2. Remove all incriminating evidence from the PC
3. Accept leaving gift and look sad to be going
4. Promise to stay in touch
5. Run
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Last day here as well - 30 mins to go.
New gig starting Thursday (boom!)
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Log off from CUK and hand over your badgeOriginally posted by basshead View PostLast day here at clientco, last day as a contractor for the foreseeable as I drop back into permie land. Packing up my equipment from my desk at the mo, got my timesheet signed first thing this morning, doing final bits of docs etc and then off home at 4pm sharp.
I've had a good innings
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Last day here at clientco, last day as a contractor for the foreseeable as I drop back into permie land. Packing up my equipment from my desk at the mo, got my timesheet signed first thing this morning, doing final bits of docs etc and then off home at 4pm sharp.
I've had a good innings
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Originally posted by Ivor Bigun View PostWow. "Dude gets pissed in the pub on his own" alert.
Well everyone else is at work. What is the fun of gloat with people..
Gloating is a lone sport.
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Wow. "Dude gets pissed in the pub on his own" alert.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostArrive, Timesheet signature, Invoice, Gloat on CUK, Leave.
Home by 12:30
Pub by 12:31
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You know we do HoneyOriginally posted by snaw View PostSo you live in a bedsit above a pub?
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Arrive, Timesheet signature, Invoice, Gloat on CUK, Leave.
Home by 12:30
Pub by 12:31
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