Cull all IT Contractors (and PMs) under 35

[Mich the Tester]

Politician: "I have umpty gazillion pounds of taxpayers' money to burn. What will you do with it?"

Engineer: "Spend it on inventing new, shiny toys to make everybody happy."

Financier: "Give you 1% and piss the rest against the wall".

What would the politician do?

Very well put. But what if the politician is already fabulously rich and doesn't need the money?

[RichardCranium]

Very well put. But what if the politician is already fabulously rich and doesn't need the money?

Me: "I am going to stomp on this puppy's head and give you £10 to keep schtum. OK?"

Poor person: "Police!"

Homeless person: "Hey man, no! I'll take the puppy."

Rich politician: "Hang on, I need to call some friends. How many tenners have you got there?"

[Amiga500]

Cull all IT Contractors (and PMs) under 35

Why are PMs listed as separate to contractors in the thread title?

I know all they do is create project plans and schedule pointless meetings to sit around eating jaffa cakes, but they are still contractors.

[Mich the Tester]

Cull all IT Contractors (and PMs) under 35

Why are PMs listed as separate to contractors in the thread title?

I know all they do is create project plans and schedule pointless meetings to sit around eating jaffa cakes, but they are still contractors.

Do you bring Jaffa cakes to meetings? I could tolerate a PM who hands out jaffa cakes.

[BlackenedBiker]

My idea: = CULL ALL BEAN COUNTERS

[Amiga500]

Do you bring Jaffa cakes to meetings? I could tolerate a PM who hands out jaffa cakes.

I'm not a PM. But I do bring Jaffa cakes to meetings.