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That's 'coz you is foreign, innit!Originally posted by AtW -
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Come on... can't believe you knew all 8. Not even if you swear it. I scored 5 but 3 of them I just wildly guessed (who the feck knows the order of Saints, tried to ask here in the office nobody knows). I think knowing that you shouldn't ask anybody smaller than you to step outside for a fight in the car park is enough to get along with Mr. and Miss Chav.Originally posted by AtWI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I've been in England for the last 27 years, give or take a couple of 3/4 year breaks, and I still only got 9.
This is a tough test. I would be curious to know the percentage of british folk that get more than 10. It would probably be less than 50%.
I've always thought Santa comes from Lapland, not the North Pole.
Maybe there's no Santa at all?? Shocking.Comment
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Well I got 10 ........Oh! and the pixies helped me.
What muppet thought Father Christmas comes from Lapland?
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British born indian and I only managed to score 9, my red neck friend who sits nect to me at work, who believes that he hi is as british as british can be managed to score only 8.
It's a tough test, what score would wannabe british citizens needs to score to pass??Comment
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I scored 13, but that was a mixture of guessing and answering tongue in cheek (turned out to be right!). Without reading the book I can't be confident I'd pass the test and I'm as English as the next Plantagenet.Originally posted by FranckoCome on... can't believe you knew all 8. Not even if you swear it. I scored 5 but 3 of them I just wildly guessed (who the feck knows the order of Saints, tried to ask here in the office nobody knows). I think knowing that you shouldn't ask anybody smaller than you to step outside for a fight in the car park is enough to get along with Mr. and Miss Chav.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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I almost scored 10 -- I made 2 mistakes that (if I was in real test) I would have put more time thinking and answered right, which would still be below 75%.Comment
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I almost got all of them right.... I could almost be a British citizen....I could have been a contender..................
"Your My wife now"Comment
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