Picking your nose and eating it.

**Mich the Tester** · 26 June 2009, 12:54

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

Call him Gordon.

**RichardCranium** · 26 June 2009, 12:54

I sat opposite a permie who did that. I never did find the solution.

Listening to someone eat with their mouth open is another that turns my stomach.

Did these people not have mothers?

**The Lone Gunman** · 26 June 2009, 12:55

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**PRC1964** · 26 June 2009, 12:57

Smear chilli suace on the keys of his keyboard.

**Mich the Tester** · 26 June 2009, 12:58

Why not pick your own nose all weekend, ask your family to do the same, put the harvest in a little envelope with his name on it and then leave it on his desk for him to find on monday morning?

**Churchill** · 26 June 2009, 13:01

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Why not pick your own nose all weekend, ask your family to do the same, put the harvest in a little envelope with his name on it and then leave it on his desk for him to find on monday morning?

Classic!

**SuperZ** · 26 June 2009, 13:11

Once sat near a guy who used to rub himself under the desk and smell his fingers, a female colleague told me about it. Someone else filed a complaint about it. One day he brought in some 'special cheeses' from the part of the country he was from for everyone to taste - I found it terribly hilarious but it took a while for others to realise why I was rolling around on the carpet laughing my a** off.

**PorkPie** · 26 June 2009, 13:14

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Video. youtube. email.

**NetwkSupport** · 26 June 2009, 13:16

i used to work for a guy that came into a meeting (obviously straight from the toilet) he had his white shirt tucked in poking out of his flies! what made it worse is that he gave a 30 min presentation in this state

there were quite a few giggles

another time he arrived to work with one brown shoe and one black shoe... typical public sector worker

Picking your nose and eating it.