Picking your nose and eating it.

[Mich the Tester]

i used to work for a guy that came into a meeting (obviously straight from the toilet) he had his white shirt tucked in poking out of his flies!...

another time he arrived to work with one brown shoe and one black shoe... typical public sector worker

Another accident in the bog perhaps?

[Amiga500]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

Sorry about that, it's only when I get peckish.

[Amiga500]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your desk. Refuse to discuss them.

[Bagpuss]

Nothing worse than people who eat with their fingers. I always eat my bogies with a knife and fork

[TimberWolf]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

My first PM did that. He was a smelly fat flipper. What amazed me was that he appeared oblivious to being seen when he did it. Too engrossed I guess.

[pzz76077]

Take a grand piano into work with you one morning and ask him to play a few random notes for you. When he starts playing slam the keyboard lid down hard on his fingers. That will stop bugger.

Failing that, take a photo of him doing the dirty deed and get it blown up to poster size and stick a few dozen of em around the building starting with reception....


..or, persuade him to have a nose job done but have a word with the plastic surgeon first and get him to make his nostrils too small for him to fit his finger in post op. How frustrating would that be??

PZZ

[Evil Hangover]

I sit next to a retard who reads everthing out loud. I've asked him to shut the f*** up (or words to that effect) but it must be a congenital / mental defect.

Tell the bogeyman, to his face, to pack in, in a very LOUD VOICE