Reply to: Picking your nose and eating it.

[Evil Hangover]

I sit next to a retard who reads everthing out loud. I've asked him to shut the f*** up (or words to that effect) but it must be a congenital / mental defect.

Tell the bogeyman, to his face, to pack in, in a very LOUD VOICE

[pzz76077]

Take a grand piano into work with you one morning and ask him to play a few random notes for you. When he starts playing slam the keyboard lid down hard on his fingers. That will stop bugger.

Failing that, take a photo of him doing the dirty deed and get it blown up to poster size and stick a few dozen of em around the building starting with reception....


..or, persuade him to have a nose job done but have a word with the plastic surgeon first and get him to make his nostrils too small for him to fit his finger in post op. How frustrating would that be??

PZZ

[TimberWolf]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

My first PM did that. He was a smelly fat flipper. What amazed me was that he appeared oblivious to being seen when he did it. Too engrossed I guess.

[Bagpuss]

Nothing worse than people who eat with their fingers. I always eat my bogies with a knife and fork

[Amiga500]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your desk. Refuse to discuss them.

[Amiga500]

My new PM, who sits next to me, has a terrible habit for picking his nose then thrusting his finger into his mouth to have a right good taste and his nasal produce.

It is seriously making me ill. What should one do in these disgraceful working conditions?

Sorry about that, it's only when I get peckish.

[Mich the Tester]

i used to work for a guy that came into a meeting (obviously straight from the toilet) he had his white shirt tucked in poking out of his flies!...

another time he arrived to work with one brown shoe and one black shoe... typical public sector worker

Another accident in the bog perhaps?

[NetwkSupport]

i used to work for a guy that came into a meeting (obviously straight from the toilet) he had his white shirt tucked in poking out of his flies! what made it worse is that he gave a 30 min presentation in this state
there were quite a few giggles

another time he arrived to work with one brown shoe and one black shoe... typical public sector worker

[PorkPie]

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[SuperZ]

Once sat near a guy who used to rub himself under the desk and smell his fingers, a female colleague told me about it. Someone else filed a complaint about it. One day he brought in some 'special cheeses' from the part of the country he was from for everyone to taste - I found it terribly hilarious but it took a while for others to realise why I was rolling around on the carpet laughing my a** off.

[Churchill]

Why not pick your own nose all weekend, ask your family to do the same, put the harvest in a little envelope with his name on it and then leave it on his desk for him to find on monday morning?

Classic!

[Mich the Tester]

Why not pick your own nose all weekend, ask your family to do the same, put the harvest in a little envelope with his name on it and then leave it on his desk for him to find on monday morning?

[PRC1964]

Smear chilli suace on the keys of his keyboard.

[The Lone Gunman]

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[RichardCranium]

I sat opposite a permie who did that. I never did find the solution.

Listening to someone eat with their mouth open is another that turns my stomach.

Did these people not have mothers?