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Michael Jackson Dies from Cardiac Arrest

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    #41
    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    Wickpedia have locked his page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_jackson

    PZZ
    And Sickipidia (the sick jokes website) is overloaded and unavailable

    http://sickipedia.org/

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      #42
      'Died aged 50'.

      Heck, I'm 50 next week.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #43
        How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
        From a catalogue.

        PZZ

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          #44
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          'Died aged 50'.

          Heck, I'm 50 next week.
          I'd suggest withdrawing all your money, plus max your cards up to the hilt and go on a massive drug, drink and hookers bender ..
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            #45
            I was just planning on going to bed, now the whole world has gone crazy.

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              #46
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              I'd suggest withdrawing all your money, plus max your cards up to the hilt and go on a massive drug, drink and hookers bender ..
              Again? I'm still recovering from the last time.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Beefy198 View Post
                I was just planning on going to bed, now the whole world has gone crazy.
                Indeed, hard to stop watching the news channels ...
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  Again? I'm still recovering from the last time.
                  You didn't try hard enough clearly. E-
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Indeed, hard to stop watching the news channels ...
                    Count yerself lucky, I have to watch some crap on BBC 3 about the fat bint from steps getting married.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      Indeed, hard to stop watching the news channels ...
                      I'm having no problem. Bloomberg couldn't give a frak. Their far east service is rabbiting on about Kiwi GDP being down and Palm results out of the US. I've been to the toilet and now I'm going to bed.

                      Can't stand the .......
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

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