Bin rage

[Moscow Mule]

This is what we scum do out here in the socialist world, anyway.

<Daily Wail>
A likely story. You'd be lucky not to be knifed.
</Daily Wail>

[Cyberman]

Meanwhile, out here in the sensible world:

"Hiya, I see you're back from holiday. You probably didn't know but the council can do you for putting your bin out too early. I took the liberty of putting your wheelie bin with mine / back by your house until it was time to put the bins out. I then put it out, then put it back when they'd been. I take it that's all OK - it seemed like the neighbourly thing to do. By the way, we're off in AUgust, would you mind doing the same for us? I'll let you know nearer the time. Also, in future, if you'd like me to do that again, I am happy to do so. It'll save you being fined, or having your bin turned over one night by kids."

This is what we scum do out here in the socialist world, anyway.

Too sensible by far !!

[snaw]

I feel like making my views known but don't want to upset my neighbour.

I'm sorry.

You'll post all manner of offensive tulipe on here without a care for who you offend but you're scared to tell off your neighbour about his bins?

What a ******* coward you are. An insignificant, weasily, fearful little man indeed.

I bet you've got a comb-over ...

[SantaClaus]

Look on the bright side - you could be living opposite a Crack house or above a kebab shop

[Platypus]

tuliphole schools because Tories at the time weren't interested in spending on education.

Utter rubbish

[Drewster]

You'll post all manner of offensive tulipe on here without a care for who you offend but you're scared to tell off your neighbour about his bins?

What a ******* coward you are. An insignificant, weasily, fearful little man indeed.

A well delivered argument Sir.

I bet you've got a comb-over ...

Ouch! Thats possibly a tad too far!

[Platypus]

I'm sorry.

You'll post all manner of offensive tulipe on here without a care for who you offend but you're scared to tell off your neighbour about his bins?

What a ******* coward you are. An insignificant, weasily, fearful little man indeed.

I bet you've got a comb-over ...

Posts like that that that reveal more about you, popping your head over the parapet to shout boo with the other boys. Pathetic.

[expat]

You weren't reading again. Someone, just for example, who turned 18 in 2005 would have spent their early years (1992-97 ish) in tuliphole schools because Tories at the time weren't interested in spending on education.

That's because the Tories have always worked to something called a sensible budget, something that the profligate other lot have certainly never considered. Enjoy your impending high taxes to recoup this wasted money !!

Monty Python couldn't make this up. Peoplesoft bloke points out that today's voters are Thatcher's children, educated under the pressure of Tory cuts.

Cyberman naturally sees this as an(other) opportunity to blame Tory cuts on Labour policies! WAFW (anyone need a glossary?)

[cailin maith]

I'm sorry.

You'll post all manner of offensive tulipe on here without a care for who you offend but you're scared to tell off your neighbour about his bins?

What a ******* coward you are. An insignificant, weasily, fearful little man indeed.

I bet you've got a comb-over ...

[cailin maith]

Posts like that that that reveal more about you, popping your head over the parapet to shout boo with the other boys. Pathetic.

Snaw is usually pretty well balanced, I think - it's just sometimes CT envokes such utter frustration that a response is necessary.