Bin rage

[BrilloPad]

I just noticed that my neighbour has put his big blue wheelie-bin outside my house this evening(Monday) in the cul-de-sac. The rubbish is not collected until Thursday for heavens sake !!!!!

This really makes me angry because I have to now put up with this damn bin outside my house for four nights before collection and probably more as I suppose they are going away. I feel like making my views known but don't want to upset my neighbour. AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH !!!!

Torch the f**ker. The bin or the owner : your choice.....

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Oh shyte, you tedious lefty wayne-kerr. Where's your bin? Let me set fire to it

Brilliant - how do you think them up? I'm not a lefty, not that an utter ignoramous like you would understand. Now take your (tedious) insults and stick up 'em up your nose, you manky Toryosser.

[Cyberman]

You weren't reading again. Someone, just for example, who turned 18 in 2005 would have spent their early years (1992-97 ish) in tuliphole schools because Tories at the time weren't interested in spending on education.

That's because the Tories have always worked to something called a sensible budget, something that the profligate other lot have certainly never considered. Enjoy your impending high taxes to recoup this wasted money !!

[bogeyman]

Brilliant - how do you think them up? I'm not a lefty, not that an utter ignoramous like you would understand. Now take your (tedious) insults and stick up 'em up your nose, you manky Toryosser.

Can you please provide illustrations on how I might accomplish this feat?

I have tried following my assembly instructions for the 'Billy' bedside cabinet but nowhere does it cover instructions for: "take your (tedious) insults and stick up 'em up your nose, you manky Toryosser".

Any help much appreciated.

[Clippy]

I just noticed that my neighbour has put his big blue wheelie-bin outside my house this evening(Monday) in the cul-de-sac. The rubbish is not collected until Thursday for heavens sake !!!!!

This really makes me angry because I have to now put up with this damn bin outside my house for four nights before collection and probably more as I suppose they are going away. I feel like making my views known but don't want to upset my neighbour. AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH !!!!

I think you'll find this is a Tory bin as it has been placed outside your hovel in order that the Tory owners palatial 3 bed semi is not obscured by it.

If it had been a red Labour bin, the contents of it would have been spread across your estate for weeks as the local bin men would probably be on strike for 'elf and saftee' reasons.

[minestrone]

Maybe he is going on holiday. Hardly a big problem if so.

[BrilloPad]

Maybe he is going on holiday. Hardly a big problem if so.

In fact its an opportunity. Go and burgle him!

Though if he votes labour he probably has not got much worth nicking.....

[Cyberman]

Maybe he is going on holiday. Hardly a big problem if so.

So if he goes on holiday for a month and leaves his bin in the street all of that time, that's ok ? Hmmmm

[minestrone]

So if he goes on holiday for a month and leaves his bin in the street all of that time, that's ok ? Hmmmm

If we are going on holiday we usually ask our neighbours to put out and take in the bins, mind you, no wonder he just puts it out himself.

[RichardCranium]

I just noticed that my neighbour has put his big blue wheelie-bin outside my house this evening(Monday) in the cul-de-sac. The rubbish is not collected until Thursday for heavens sake !!!!!

Meanwhile, out here in the sensible world:

"Hiya, I see you're back from holiday. You probably didn't know but the council can do you for putting your bin out too early. I took the liberty of putting your wheelie bin with mine / back by your house until it was time to put the bins out. I then put it out, then put it back when they'd been. I take it that's all OK - it seemed like the neighbourly thing to do. By the way, we're off in AUgust, would you mind doing the same for us? I'll let you know nearer the time. Also, in future, if you'd like me to do that again, I am happy to do so. It'll save you being fined, or having your bin turned over one night by kids."

This is what we scum do out here in the socialist world, anyway.