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New Week - New Danger- Extinction in Four Years
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Snopes says although Einstein may have said it, it was never put into print."take me to your leader"Comment
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21/12/2012 End of days.
The Mayan's were bee keepers... coincidence? I think not.
Nicky GScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I think the solution will be to genetically engineer bees with a lead coating.
Although this may weigh them down in flight a bit'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostI have one field, 5 hectares, given over to clover, and a bee-keeper has placed a few* beehives at one end.
They're all doing rather well.
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a good few that is, I've just sent a menial to count them.
The traditional "rent" is a Jar of Honey per Hive......... I hope you know what to do with 35 jars of Honey?Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostThe traditional "rent" is a Jar of Honey per Hive......... I hope you know what to do with 35 jars of Honey?
Shame it takes so long to become drinkable.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The bees are not dying out - they are going home.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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I love a bit of pseudo science.
Keep up the uninformed work.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Can't happen, surely? This worried me too:
But Professor Brubaker stressed it could have been worse. "'Remember Katie, the posh blonde harridan with a face like a blind child's drawing of a fried breakfast? Imagine if she tupped James, the gobby village idiot who looks like he should be playing a banjo?
"When we ran that through the computer we got what was basically a frog crossed with a rhino, covered in matted pubic hair, playing a banjo."Comment
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