My poor feet!!!

[sasguru]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from "clumsy oafitis". I've often wondered why I painfully bump into things and can only conclude it is a form of absent-mindedness.

[shaunbhoy]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from "clumsy oafitis". I've often wondered why I painfully bump into things and can only conclude it is a form of absent-mindedness.

That, and having seven toes on each foot, must present you with all manner of vexing navigational issues sg.

[Shimano105]

I reckon he tripped over his knuckles

[RichardCranium]

Painfull, but not as bad as treading on an upturned plug in bare feet. Thats proper pain that is!

Sticklebricks. Somehow, even worse than an upturned plug.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from "clumsy oafitis". I've often wondered why I painfully bump into things and can only conclude it is a form of absent-mindedness.

take more water with it.

[sasguru]

That, and having seven toes on each foot, must present you with all manner of vexing navigational issues sg.

Ah but at least I don't have your neuronal issues i.e. not having enough of them.

[shaunbhoy]

Ah but at least I don't have your neuronal issues i.e. not having enough of them.

True enough, not having the prodigious neuron count that I am blessed with has preserved you from the irritants brought on by an understanding of the great affairs of life, but your place in the food chain should not be devalued despite these obvious limitations. In coming clean so publicly about the tight cerebral boundaries you are compelled to operate within, you are to be congratulated. Even more so when it is remembered that on this very forum you have opined about another of the hurdles you face on a daily basis, that of being blessed with the coordination of a shortsighted mole. In short, you may be a clumsy, bumbling, tedious little drongo with spatial awareness issues, but you have a disarming honesty about you. Like London's male answer to Susan Boyle......but without the talent..........or sex appeal.

[BrilloPad]

Bastard bastard bastard!

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

I did it on Friday evening against the edge of the sofa, on Saturday morning on a tool box when the guy came to fix the central heating!

Wtf? Now, I can kick things pretty damn hard and not feel it too much but bastard door frames, sofa's and tool boxes hurt like f**k!!!!

Thanks guys, I feel better now!

I thought you had been beating up the American again and used your foot on his head?

May I suggest you wear steel toe-caps from now on?

Seriuosly : get better soon.

[BrilloPad]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from "clumsy oafitis". I've often wondered why I painfully bump into things and can only conclude it is a form of absent-mindedness.

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HTH

[sasguru]

True enough, not having the prodigious neuron count that I am blessed with has preserved you from the irritants brought on by an understanding of the great affairs of life, but your place in the food chain should not be devalued despite these obvious limitations. In coming clean so publicly about the tight cerebral boundaries you are compelled to operate within, you are to be congratulated. Even more so when it is remembered that on this very forum you have opined about another of the hurdles you face on a daily basis, that of being blessed with the coordination of a shortsighted mole. In short, you may be a clumsy, bumbling, tedious little drongo with spatial awareness issues, but you have a disarming honesty about you. Like London's male answer to Susan Boyle......but without the talent..........or sex appeal.

All that for me? Ah, bless.

[shaunbhoy]

All that for me? Ah, bless.

Think nothing of it. Rather that than painting the bedroom.........I'd sooner leave 'er indoors to crack on with that whilst I catch up on.....admin!!