My poor feet!!!

[landl]

Cause for small scale celebration...

...on a related note, one of my big toe nails fell out last summer after I decided to go for a hike with a new pair of boots. It's gradually grown back and yesterday was the first time I could look at it and genuinely say it looked like a normal nail again.

At last, I can wear flip flops again without scaring the dog.

[Churchill]

Ouch!

****, I did that a couple of weeks ago and spent about 10 minutes hopping around muttering obscenities much to the disgust not to mention confusion of my dog.

at the - Shirley?

It was probably your dog's fault!!!

I'd have blamed the little bastard if one was within earshot, anyway!

[Drewster]

I'll f**king have you!

love

Shirley??

[Churchill]

...on a related note, one of my big toe nails fell out last summer after I decided to go for a hike with a new pair of boots. It's gradually grown back and yesterday was the first time I could look at it and genuinely say it looked like a normal nail again.

At last, I can wear flip flops again without scaring the dog.

I wear sandles (without socks before you start!) and no-one comments about my feet.

[RichardCranium]

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

Fairy nuffski.

I did it on Friday evening against the edge of the sofa

Once.

, on Saturday morning on a tool box when the guy came to fix the central heating!

Twice. Now at this point, any normal person would have got the hint and started wearing slippers.

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

Three times. You're not getting the hint, are you?

Is this all because your mascara is getting in your eyes?

Also, two toes on my left foot are webbed!

You do know posting this is like a red rag to a bull, don't you?

Thanks guys, I feel better now!

Not for long, I'm sure...

Say, did you leave your keyboard unattended?

[Drewster]

I wear sandles (without socks before you start!) and no-one comments about my feet.

sling backs (with stockings)

[Drewster checks how close to the wind he is sailing]
Churchill doesn't know who I am.....
Churchill must never know who I am.....
[/Drewster checks how close to the wind he is sailing]

[Churchill]

sling backs (with stockings)

[Drewster checks how close to the wind he is sailing]
Churchill doesn't know who I am.....
Churchill must never know who I am.....
[/Drewster checks how close to the wind he is sailing]

Do they make 'em size 14?

I don't think I've got the legs for stockings. You'd better ask CM what she thinks.

[DaveB]

Painfull, but not as bad as treading on an upturned plug in bare feet. Thats proper pain that is!

[thelace]

Report it to your clientco manager...

Tell them you did it at work and you request, nay demand that all doorframes are painted yellow and black otherwise everyone could be injuring themselves in the doorways

[Churchill]

Painfull, but not as bad as treading on an upturned plug in bare feet. Thats proper pain that is!

or kneeling on a lego-brick or piece of meccano!!!