Best (non exercise) way of losing weight

[suityou01]

Cut out carbs. No potatoes, pasta, rice, peas, sweetcorn. Unlimited protein/fruit/vegetables. Small amounts of milk/bread.

HTH

Frequent masturbation. Then there's no time to eat.

Edit : No wait, that is a form of exercise.

[BrilloPad]

Come again Willis?

Sorry you have trouble with normal conversation. Maybe if I ranted like a total looney we would get on? Seemed to work for you and ****.