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Nasa prepares to bomb the moon

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    #21
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Not a problem; it's already on the dark side...

    We have been doing this for while you know.

    I hope they miss the London Bus & the 747 though.
    The bastards are after Elvis!

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      #22
      Why are always trying to blow things up?

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        #23
        Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post
        Why are always trying to blow things up?
        It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.
          Alien condition - probe it, f**k it, eat it!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.
            To **** it I generally have to kill it first

            Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

            Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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              #26
              Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
              To **** it I generally have to kill it first

              Speak for yourself laugh

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                #27
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.
                So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post
                  So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.
                  Yep. Or mine.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post
                    So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.
                    No dogs are"if you cant **** it or eat it then piss on it and walk away".
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                      No dogs are"if you cant **** it or eat it then piss on it and walk away".
                      • **** it
                      • eat it
                      • chew it

                      My bitch (Millie, the golden retriever) doesn't pee on things (she thinks that's what cats do) other than the grass in the garden!

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