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Menelaus replied

18 June 2009, 15:26
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

No dogs are"if you cant **** it or eat it then piss on it and walk away".

**** it

eat it

chew it

My bitch (Millie, the golden retriever) doesn't pee on things (she thinks that's what cats do) other than the grass in the garden!
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The Lone Gunman replied

18 June 2009, 15:20
Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post

So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.

No dogs are"if you cant **** it or eat it then piss on it and walk away".
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Menelaus replied

18 June 2009, 15:20
Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post

So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.

Yep. Or mine.
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tyrannosaurusDrip replied

18 June 2009, 14:15
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.

So about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.
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Menelaus replied

18 June 2009, 14:15
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

To **** it I generally have to kill it first

Speak for yourself laugh
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BlackenedBiker replied

18 June 2009, 14:11
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.

To **** it I generally have to kill it first
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Churchill replied

18 June 2009, 14:08
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.

Alien condition - probe it, f**k it, eat it!
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Menelaus replied

18 June 2009, 14:06
Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View Post

Why are always trying to blow things up?

It's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.
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tyrannosaurusDrip replied

18 June 2009, 13:06
Why are always trying to blow things up?
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Churchill replied

18 June 2009, 12:07
Originally posted by zeitghost

Not a problem; it's already on the dark side...

We have been doing this for while you know.

I hope they miss the London Bus & the 747 though.

The bastards are after Elvis!
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BlackenedBiker replied

18 June 2009, 11:59
Originally posted by Mat7777 View Post

Back to the actual thread topic....

Be ashame if they missed and the missile took out Iran* North Korea* Afghanistan* France* wouldnt it? (*you choose)

AIM and FIRE
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Mat7777 replied

18 June 2009, 11:57
Back to the actual thread topic....

Be ashame if they missed and the missile took out Iran* North Korea* Afghanistan* France* wouldnt it? (*you choose)
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The Lone Gunman replied

18 June 2009, 11:35
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

F**k me, there's an echo in this cave!

With apologies:

Is Snaws missus about?
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TimberWolf replied

18 June 2009, 11:35
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

F**k me, there's an echo in this cave!
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Churchill replied

18 June 2009, 11:34
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

German joke went round a while ago with pictures
Osama bin Laden with picture of OBL in a cave.

Obama sin Laden with picture of Obama in the White House. Rough translation is Obamas in his shop.

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

"Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Obama sin laden".

F**k me, there's an echo in this cave!
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