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Have you noticed that "Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Barack Obama" - probably, give or take a few letters... -
You are Dick Cheney* AICMFPOriginally posted by Churchill View PostHave you noticed that "Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Barack Obama" - probably, give or take a few letters...
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Curse you Eagle Eye Action Man!!!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostYou are Dick Cheney* AICMFP
* except for the ability to shoot straight
Here's ya fiver - mum's the word, eh?Comment
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German joke went round a while ago with picturesOriginally posted by Churchill View PostHave you noticed that "Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Barack Obama" - probably, give or take a few letters...
Osama bin Laden with picture of OBL in a cave.
Obama sin Laden with picture of Obama in the White House. Rough translation is Obamas in his shop.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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"Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Obama sin laden".Originally posted by Churchill View PostHave you noticed that "Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Barack Obama" - probably, give or take a few letters...Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostGerman joke went round a while ago with pictures
Osama bin Laden with picture of OBL in a cave.
Obama sin Laden with picture of Obama in the White House. Rough translation is Obamas in his shop.F**k me, there's an echo in this cave!Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post"Osama Bin Laden" is an anagram of "Obama sin laden".
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With apologies:Originally posted by Churchill View PostF**k me, there's an echo in this cave!
Is Snaws missus about?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Back to the actual thread topic....
Be ashame if they missed and the missile took out Iran* North Korea* Afghanistan* France* wouldnt it? (*you choose)Comment
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Originally posted by Mat7777 View PostBack to the actual thread topic....
Be ashame if they missed and the missile took out Iran* North Korea* Afghanistan* France* wouldnt it? (*you choose)
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