Unemployment higher than under Tories

[Cyberman]

Figures bad for Labour, he scoffs at Labour.
Figures worse for Tories, he scoffs at Labour.
Millions out of work, he scoffs at Labour.

Loadsamoney!


(I think this captures the essential humanity of the character).

I apologise for only having incredibly bad economic experiences under Labour but at least some good under the Tories.

[expat]

I apologise for only having incredibly bad economic experiences under Labour but at least some good under the Tories.

Whoosh!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

What you seem to forget is that unemployment falls under labour because the state employs everyone, which usually results in the collapse of the UK economy which means the Tories then come in and have to make cuts.

Which is why your statistics fail to tell the full story.

Great explanation - except it is bollocks

[DodgyAgent]

Great explanation - except it is bollocks

Dont take my word for it, ask the IMF

[expat]

Dont take my word for it, ask the IMF

I'd rather take an agent's word for it, and that's saying something.

[Cyberman]

I'm not sure why the number of people out of work is so hilariously funny to him anyway.

Laughing about peoples misfortune isn't clever.

Gimp!

You really are a stupid women. I'm laughing at Labour failure, not the unemployed.

[cailin maith]

You really are a stupid women. I'm laughing at Labour failure, not the unemployed.

Actually I'm just 1 woman - and I'm not stupid enough not to realise what a vile and bitter old man you are - idiot!

Perhaps you should learn to use smilies properly and people wouldn't misinterpret your posts.

[Cyberman]

Actually I'm just 1 woman - and I'm not stupid enough not to realise what a vile and bitter old man you are - idiot!

Perhaps you should learn to use smilies properly and people wouldn't misinterpret your posts.

I think you're just too thick to understand smilies or my posts. Just ignore them and we will both be happier. It is well known that people with cerebral difficulties have problems understanding sarcasm or irony, so don't be so hard on yourself.

[RichardCranium]

For sale: two blue testicles. Slightly mangled.

[cailin maith]

I think you're just too thick to understand smilies or my posts. Just ignore them and we will both be happier. It is well known that people with cerebral difficulties have problems understanding sarcasm or irony, so don't be so hard on yourself.

And how many times is that now, that you have edited the post?? 3 is it.

Yes, I'm so thick and you are so clever....

Moron.