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Is Chico the Devil in disguise?

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    Is Chico the Devil in disguise?

    It says somewhere in the Bible that Satan appears in different guises and is not obvious (perhaps someone could give me chapter and verse).
    Now, since Chico appeared on this forum, like most of you I guess, I've been put off Christianity and religion in general.
    So logically, as he's had this effect on the great unwashed of this forum, he must be part of Satan's great plan.
    Would he know if he was?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    God didn't want you horrible lot anyway. He may be infinitely merciful but infinite has its limits.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      On the contrary

      he is assured his place in heaven because he frightens the devil out of me
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Maybe just a test of faith. God moves in mysterious ways; hence the duck-billed platypus and dried figs.

        (yuch)

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru
          It says somewhere in the Bible that Satan appears in different guises and is not obvious [..]
          This excludes already all recruitment consultants.
          I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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            #6
            Ah yes, our very own self-styled "christian". Bet his real name is Damien.

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              #7
              This Is Mutiny Mr. Christian!!!!

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                #8
                I heard the devil lives in Watford. That's all I know though. I don't know his human name or anything.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stackpole
                  I heard the devil lives in Watford. That's all I know though. I don't know his human name or anything.
                  Malcolm. He works on the milkround and has a wife called Trevor. Nice bloke. Wouldn't fancy clipping his toe nails.
                  Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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