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    #31
    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    Have you not been following MaryPoppins trials and tribulations in the man department?
    Ha, I am flattered anyone remembers! d000hg, it's not an option because the father disappeared from the scene a few months ago, and used the opportunity to reveal what an utter goon he is. So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #32
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      I have two kids

      wifey managed not to lay a cable during either.

      there are some other stories but we will leave them in the maternity room!
      My sister has promised to tell me gleefully if I do. Giving birth really seems to mean the abandonment of all dignity, but luckily I didn't have much to start with
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        My sister has promised to tell me gleefully if I do. Giving birth really seems to mean the abandonment of all dignity, but luckily I didn't have much to start with
        I recommend not eating 2 avocado for breakfast like my wife did. Made an awful looking mess when the gas and air made her

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          #34
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          I recommend not eating 2 avocado for breakfast like my wife did. Made an awful looking mess when the gas and air made her
          Eeeeww!!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Eeeeww!!
            WSS

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Ha, I am flattered anyone remembers! d000hg, it's not an option because the father disappeared from the scene a few months ago, and used the opportunity to reveal what an utter goon he is. So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!
              I'm sure there are tons of guys who have a thing about banging a pregnant chick. Or desperate to bang a chick regardless of condition, come to that Have you asked AtW?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!
                Don't put yourself down. Alcohol works wonders

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                  #38
                  My only advice to dads is.....no matter how much your tempted. Don't look.

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