Reply to: Naturally induce labour

[Sockpuppet]

My only advice to dads is.....no matter how much your tempted. Don't look.

[Sockpuppet]

So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!

Don't put yourself down. Alcohol works wonders

[d000hg]

Ha, I am flattered anyone remembers! d000hg, it's not an option because the father disappeared from the scene a few months ago, and used the opportunity to reveal what an utter goon he is. So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!

I'm sure there are tons of guys who have a thing about banging a pregnant chick. Or desperate to bang a chick regardless of condition, come to that Have you asked AtW?

[Menelaus]

Eeeeww!!

WSS

[MaryPoppins]

I recommend not eating 2 avocado for breakfast like my wife did. Made an awful looking mess when the gas and air made her

Eeeeww!!

[oracleslave]

My sister has promised to tell me gleefully if I do. Giving birth really seems to mean the abandonment of all dignity, but luckily I didn't have much to start with

I recommend not eating 2 avocado for breakfast like my wife did. Made an awful looking mess when the gas and air made her

[MaryPoppins]

I have two kids

wifey managed not to lay a cable during either.

there are some other stories but we will leave them in the maternity room!

My sister has promised to tell me gleefully if I do. Giving birth really seems to mean the abandonment of all dignity, but luckily I didn't have much to start with

[MaryPoppins]

Have you not been following MaryPoppins trials and tribulations in the man department?

Ha, I am flattered anyone remembers! d000hg, it's not an option because the father disappeared from the scene a few months ago, and used the opportunity to reveal what an utter goon he is. So I am guessing it will be years before it IS an option again!!

[original PM]

I have two kids

wifey managed not to lay a cable during either.

there are some other stories but we will leave them in the maternity room!

[Menelaus]

if i recall she claims to be proper doirty too!

Given straining at labour is likely to cause defecation I think doirty might be a relevant adjective here!

[original PM]

if i recall she claims to be proper doirty too!

[d000hg]

Have you not been following MaryPoppins trials and tribulations in the man department?

No, been on holiday the last few weeks . Sounds interesting though... synopsis? Anyway, maybe she could recruit someone from CUK to help her out...

[FSM with Cheddar]

Why isn't it an option?

Have you not been following MaryPoppins trials and tribulations in the man department?

[BoredBloke]

Get her to give you a BJ in the morning and again at night until the little one makes his/her arrival. I bet that speeds things up and if it doesn't at least you have something (other than a new kid) to look forward to.

[d000hg]

Agreed. Am due to pop now. As sex isn't an option for me, I was sorely tempted by the pineapple/curry/raspberry leaf tea gubbins, but don't really think it can do much except make me feel ill. Booooooo.

Why isn't it an option?