What are you doing this weekend?

[Bagpuss]

As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

Brunch? sounds like she wants you to slip her a sauasage the (brown) saucy minx.

IGMC

[Churchill]

Brunch? sounds like she wants you to slip her a sauasage the (brown) saucy minx.

IGMC

I really wish you would.

[Menelaus]

Of course... Pardon me.

Gentlemen! Lady in the Mess.

Ahem.

[Churchill]

Gentlemen! Lady in the Mess.

Ahem.

Thought you'd catch on!

[Bagpuss]

I really wish you would.

If you don't like put me on your ignore list

Simples!

[Platypus]

Sunday will probably be spent hugging the bog

What a picture you paint !

[Churchill]

You cannot read this crap because "Bagpuss" is on your ignore list.

Simples.

[Drewster]

Ahem.

No idea what you mean ... we're going to the ballet this evening, she's going back to her gaff, I'm going back to mine and then meeting in the morning.

Ahem.

Its nice to know that:
a) there are still true Gentlemen in this world
b) there are still true ladies in this world

Congrats Menelaus and YLMA

alternatively....
Menelaus - could be being slightly economical with the truth....

[Churchill]

Its nice to know that:
a) there are still true Gentlemen in this world
b) there are still true ladies in this world

Congrats Menelaus and YLMA

alternatively....
Menelaus - could be being slightly economical with the truth....

Menelaus!

Pistols at dawn!

I'll be your second!

[Drewster]

Menelaus!

Pistols at dawn!

I'll be your second!

Tulip not again!!!!!!!

I said he was a Gentleman... I did I did

The other possibility was just that a possibility!!!!

Oh Well - Hopefully he will dish out YLMA a right good seeing too..... and be in a good enough mood not to dish me out a (slightly different) right good seeing too..... (or failing that be knackered enough for me to escape unscathed!!)