What are you doing this weekend?

[Amiga500]

Tonight - Arrive at Heathrow airport and sit on a plane

Saturday - Continue to sit on the plane

Sunday - Finally get off the plane in Sydney airport, and enjoy the beer, the friendly local, and the Australian / New Zealand scenary for three weeks!!

You just crashed my modded ZX Spectrum with all those bananas!

[BrilloPad]

I am going to see my sister on Sunday : Paradise Park.

[Bagpuss]

That sounds like a Pet Cemetary

[Menelaus]

Got a ... date!!

As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

[Churchill]

As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

Is she a good cook too?
(I assume by brunch you mean after a night of passion...)

[Menelaus]

Is she a good cook too?
(I assume by brunch you mean after a night of passion...)

Ahem.

No idea what you mean ... we're going to the ballet this evening, she's going back to her gaff, I'm going back to mine and then meeting in the morning.

Ahem.

[Pogle]

As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

Well done you
Hope it goes well and don't forget to tell us ALL about it

[Menelaus]

Well done you
Hope it goes well and don't forget to tell us ALL about it

...a gentleman never tells.

[Churchill]

Ahem.

No idea what you mean ... we're going to the ballet this evening, she's going back to her gaff, I'm going back to mine and then meeting in the morning.

Ahem.

Of course... Pardon me.

[Liability]

and if someone asks "where did you have sex" dont reply on here "in her ass!"