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What are you doing this weekend?

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    #21
    Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
    Tonight - Arrive at Heathrow airport and sit on a plane

    Saturday - Continue to sit on the plane

    Sunday - Finally get off the plane in Sydney airport, and enjoy the beer, the friendly local, and the Australian / New Zealand scenary for three weeks!!

    You just crashed my modded ZX Spectrum with all those bananas!
    You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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      #22
      I am going to see my sister on Sunday : Paradise Park.

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        #23
        That sounds like a Pet Cemetary
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Got a ... date!!

          As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

            Is she a good cook too?
            (I assume by brunch you mean after a night of passion...)

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Is she a good cook too?
              (I assume by brunch you mean after a night of passion...)
              Ahem.

              No idea what you mean ... we're going to the ballet this evening, she's going back to her gaff, I'm going back to mine and then meeting in the morning.

              Ahem.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

                Well done you
                Hope it goes well and don't forget to tell us ALL about it
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Well done you
                  Hope it goes well and don't forget to tell us ALL about it
                  ...a gentleman never tells.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                    Ahem.

                    No idea what you mean ... we're going to the ballet this evening, she's going back to her gaff, I'm going back to mine and then meeting in the morning.

                    Ahem.

                    Of course... Pardon me.

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                      #30
                      and if someone asks "where did you have sex" dont reply on here "in her ass!"

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