Who here has seen real war action?

[Prickles]

I saw a mate shot in the eye.

I did the dressing - that was, um, interesting.

If you want fast service at A&E try the words: "Gunshot wound to the eye". We didn't have to wait long. We didn't have to wait at all!

But that was over here so it doesn't count.

[Sockpuppet]

But who here has been under fire from the enemy, seen the blood and guts, had his mates killed?

Sounds like most of the dates I go on.

[Drewster]

Apologies, everyone - I'm having a blonde day :O

You shouldn't ridicule Blondes........ unless you've been there, you just can't imagine what its like!!!!

[Menelaus]

You shouldn't ridicule Blondes........ unless you've been there, you just can't imagine what its like!!!!

Worryingly enough, I'm *extremely* blonde

[Drewster]

Worryingly enough, I'm *extremely* blonde

If it weren't for the fact that you are an (alegedly) big ugly geezer who could kill me with your bare hands I might make some flippant remark along the lines of:
"Oooooo Hello sweety I like blondes"

but my last mistake like that was to ridicule a 6'8" Hairy Arsed Biker (Churchill) and I think its safer not to antagonise anyone else......

just yet!!

[Menelaus]

If it weren't for the fact that you are an (alegedly) big ugly geezer who could kill me with your bare hands I might make some flippant remark along the lines of:
"Oooooo Hello sweety I like blondes"
but my last mistake like that was to ridicule a 6'8" Hairy Arsed Biker (Churchill) and I think its safer not to antagonise anyone else......

just yet!!

And if you were:

- Scarlett Johannsen
- Jennifer Morrison
- Zara Phillips

I'd have entered into a serious conversation with you about the size of diamond you wanted

[cailin maith]

If it weren't for the fact that you are an (alegedly) big ugly geezer who could kill me with your bare hands I might make some flippant remark along the lines of:
"Oooooo Hello sweety I like blondes"

but my last mistake like that was to ridicule a 6'8" Hairy Arsed Biker (Churchill) and I think its safer not to antagonise anyone else......

just yet!!

[Drewster]

Don't you tempt me again you Jezabel!!!

[Churchill]

Don't you tempt me again you Jezabel!!!

Hello!

[Prickles]

I'd have entered into a serious conversation with you about the size of diamond you wanted

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