Who here has seen real war action?

[Drewster]

Hello!

<cough> Errrr... Ummm. Hello Mr Churchill Sir. How are you today? Looking particularly <ahem> big if I may say so! <cough> errrm How is CM? <cough> Errrm I haven't <ahem> seen her recently Errrmmmm
[Awkward silence while Drewster tries not to meet Churchills eye]
<Ahem> About that other thing........ Errrr you know....<Ahem> Is it... you know... Errrm Is it safe?.... Errrr Sir?

[cailin maith]

I wouldn't worry Drewster - he's a sweetheart really!

[Menelaus]

<cough> Errrr... Ummm. Hello Mr Churchill Sir. How are you today? Looking particularly <ahem> big if I may say so! <cough> errrm How is CM? <cough> Errrm I haven't <ahem> seen her recently Errrmmmm
[Awkward silence while Drewster tries not to meet Churchills eye]
<Ahem> About that other thing........ Errrr you know....<Ahem> Is it... you know... Errrm Is it safe?.... Errrr Sir?

I've got the popcorn and sitting waiting for the comedy here

[Drewster]

I wouldn't worry Drewster - he's a sweetheart really!

Worried! Me! Ha! I spit in the face of Worry

[Looks over shoulder to check there is no 6'8" geezers nearby]

[Drewster]

I've got the popcorn and sitting waiting for the comedy here

Nothing to see here... Move along now!

[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]

[Churchill]

I wouldn't worry Drewster - he's a sweetheart really!

Steady on, you'll be giving the game away!

[sasguru]

Nothing to see here... Move along now!

[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]

FFS. Are you about 5?

[cailin maith]

Nothing to see here... Move along now!

[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]

[Churchill]

FFS. Are you about 5?

It's called having a sense of humour.

Now piss off, there's a good chap!

[sasguru]

It's called having a sense of humour.

Now piss off, there's a good chap!

Bog off its my thread, there's a good chap.