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Some trap entertainment……

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    Some trap entertainment……

    In trap 3.

    Trap 2 became occupied, somebody in a hurry but fastidiously polishing the perch and flushing away every.

    I then heard a ‘oh, for f’s sake’ followed by the sound of frantic pulling out excesses of potty parchment wiping down where he over-estimated the grand entrance of the tortoise in it’s liquefied glory.

    Should be easy to spot who the guy with bad time management skills is, I just hope he is not in my floor area……..

    #2
    No gibbons today then?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      No gibbons today then?
      Just tortoise....

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        #4
        probably undercooked gibbon road-kill for breakfast

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          #5
          So in one place you worked people pi55 on your shoes and in this place they sh1t themselves. Are you special?
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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