Some trap entertainment……

[BoredBloke]

So in one place you worked people pi55 on your shoes and in this place they sh1t themselves. Are you special?

[DS23]

probably undercooked gibbon road-kill for breakfast

[Wilmslow]

No gibbons today then?

Just tortoise....

[Mich the Tester]

No gibbons today then?

[Wilmslow]

In trap 3.

Trap 2 became occupied, somebody in a hurry but fastidiously polishing the perch and flushing away every.

I then heard a ‘oh, for f’s sake’ followed by the sound of frantic pulling out excesses of potty parchment wiping down where he over-estimated the grand entrance of the tortoise in it’s liquefied glory.

Should be easy to spot who the guy with bad time management skills is, I just hope he is not in my floor area……..