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    #11
    Who requested this? Who really cares?
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #12
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      Who requested this? Who really cares?
      I think it might be my fault. He interpreted my sarcastic remark in another thread as a request.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Can mechanics really do anything for a poorly gibbon?
        It may have made a home for it self around the steering rack. You never know!


        I'd rather talk about ashes to ashes...but this seemed to be the silliest thread on today.
        McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
        Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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          #14
          Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.

          Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?

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            #15
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.

            Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?


            Ford Focusi - Shirley?

            (Think Alan Partridge - collective noun for Lexus)

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post


              Ford Focusi - Shirley?

              (Think Alan Partridge - collective noun for Lexus)
              Aha! Yes.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                How exactly do you 'feel' a noise??
                As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.
                  Come on!
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                    As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.
                    I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.
                      If I was drinking coffee about 30 seconds ago, I'd need a new keyboard.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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