As requested, Ford Focus update…..

[The Lone Gunman]

I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.

They seem to dislike that song as much as anybody else. It was good at th etime, but has become somewhat of an albatross.
I was disappointed when they refused to play it at a gig I attended on their come back (My oh my era) tour. I could understand if it were summer, but the gig was about 20th December, should have been the big finish.

[rhubarb]

Can mechanics really do anything for a poorly gibbon?

No, they're just a bunch of grease monkeys.

Rhubarb.

[Wilmslow]

I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.

Will have the mince pies and milk on standby for you.....

[ace00]

Will have the mince pies and milk on standby for you.....

Only 200 days to Xmas

[Churchill]

Only 200 days to Xmas

An abitrary date chosen by the roman church to fit in nicely with the previously existing pagan festival.

[Bagpuss]

It felt like my brake had fallen off.

Pulled over, spent ages looking over the wheels and underneath the car, picked up the bonnet, all seems ok.

1/ the focus has Brakes
2/ apart from the servo you won't find them under the bonnet

No wonder you got ripped off with that Lemon