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As requested, Ford Focus update…..
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I think it might be my fault. He interpreted my sarcastic remark in another thread as a request.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWho requested this? Who really cares?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It may have made a home for it self around the steering rack. You never know!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCan mechanics really do anything for a poorly gibbon?
I'd rather talk about ashes to ashes...but this seemed to be the silliest thread on today.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.
Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.
Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?
Ford Focusi - Shirley?
(Think Alan Partridge - collective noun for Lexus)Comment
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Aha! Yes.Originally posted by Churchill View Post
Ford Focusi - Shirley?
(Think Alan Partridge - collective noun for Lexus)
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As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.Originally posted by Bear View PostHow exactly do you 'feel' a noise??I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Come on!Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostAs a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostAs a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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If I was drinking coffee about 30 seconds ago, I'd need a new keyboard.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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