Neighbour update – has she gone too far??

[Menelaus]

I fear you are right. Eg, throwing leaves from my hedge at the front over my back fence.

On my side though, if I have rights of access for maintenance to my wall and roof eaves, and they lock a gate to the side of the house and go on holiday without telling me how long away for, and leaving me with no key, and gate is small, surely I have a legal right to use the holidays I have reserved for painting the eaves, especially as there is no paint marks or any sanded paint left from scrupulous use of dust-sheets?

I did try to have a chat with her dad who was looking after house in their absence but he refused to talk to me. So, I did try!

No idea where the liking small children thing comes from - I am half tempted to log this comment with the police as this is slanderous. I happen to be a counsellor for a national childrens helpline, this really does disturb me, despite knowing she is just a bonkers wench with no life!

Slander is unfortunately a civil offence rather than a criminal one. If she approaches you and you are put in fear of harm you might try reporting an assault?

[milanbenes]

Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooow,

you do lead such an exciting life,

may I suggest for the future....

next time ur neighbour is away,

forget the graaaaaaaaaaaaaaandad thing of painting the eaves,


and do the bachelor thing of....

bringing some birds back and having a party

you know, music (loud), alcohol, jiggy jiggy


Milan.

[cailin maith]

I do not know who is the biggest idiot. You or me for reading and replying.

True.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

.... she is just a bonkers wench with no life!

And there was me thinking you had nothing in common.

[MarillionFan]

"I have rights of access for maintenance to my wall and roof eaves, and they lock a gate to the side of the house and go on holiday without telling me how long away for, and leaving me with no key, and gate is small, surely I have a legal right to use the holidays I have reserved for painting the eaves, especially as there is no paint marks or any sanded paint left from scrupulous use of dust-sheets?"

Wilmslow. From the quote above, can I assume to get access to the area you needed you had to go through or over a locked gate, at which point next doors parents turned up to find you painting your eaves, in an area which to be honest you would have needed to have asked to get access to?

Yeah. I'd be pissed off if you did that and would consider it trespassing.

Remember right of access is required for your property, but you still need to ask for it otherwise it becomes aggravated trespass!

[JamieMoles]

Yeah. I'd be pissed off if you did that and would consider it trespassing.

Remember right of access is required for your property, but you still need to ask for it otherwise it becomes aggravated trespass!

I seem to remember reading somewhere that an offence of "Trespass" only actually occurs when you are asked to leave land and refuse.

Could be wrong.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

...... she is just a bonkers wench with no life!

It's a surprise you don't get along - you have plenty in common.

Edit: oops duplicate post. Oh well.

[Ivor Bigun]

No idea where the liking small children thing comes from - I am half tempted to log this comment with the police as this is slanderous. I happen to be a counsellor for a national childrens helpline, this really does disturb me, despite knowing she is just a bonkers wench with no life!

Wilmslow, you seem to attract many negative and disturbing situations around youself. The common factor is you.

The only ambiguity is if this happens consciously or not.
However, that just means you're either Jonah or a sick sadistic ****.

I do hope you go to the police about the "liking small children" thing.
Just so that the police can record and monitor the situation "for your protection".
Somehow, I don't think you will......................