Favorite Crumpet

**WageSlave** · 26 October 2005, 13:47

Some lovely crumpet there

How about a favourite arse thread?

**Lucifer Box** · 26 October 2005, 13:49

My mum always used to call them pikelets and said only soft southern tulipes called them crumpets.

**WageSlave** · 26 October 2005, 14:09

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

My mum always used to call them pikelets and said only soft southern tulipes called them crumpets.

I am southern, soft and tulipe

LB, you are concerning me today. Yesterday I had you pegged as a true geek, but today I suspect you're really some ghetto blood out ta bust a cap in someone's ass.

**Lucifer Box** · 26 October 2005, 15:33

Originally posted by WageSlave

I am southern, soft and tulipe

LB, you are concerning me today. Yesterday I had you pegged as a true geek, but today I suspect you're really some ghetto blood out ta bust a cap in someone's ass.

It's the red mist that comes on me every now and again. Come tomorrow I'll be posting about how Dr Who picked up three gongs at the National Television Awards.

**The Lone Gunman** · 26 October 2005, 15:35

Pikelets doesnt allow the same double entendre though does it, and you dont get such nice images when you google it either.Unless a Pikelets is is a term for some Pikey strumpet!

**MarillionFan** · 26 October 2005, 20:13

That was a soft namby pamby Northern looking crumpet. I prefer mine crispy because unlike our northerm nancy 2.5% bitter drinking, wife beating contractors, the ones in the south still have their own teeth.

**thunderlizard** · 26 October 2005, 21:05

I was just thinking that MF. That crumpet is undercooked and limp. This is more like it:

**Lucifer Box** · 26 October 2005, 21:46

Gentlemen, let's not mess around. Unless you can rival this, don't bother posting with your soft southern sunflower oil fried tulipe.

**Lucifer Box** · 26 October 2005, 22:22

I'm not quite sure whether he's eating the burger or the burger's eating him.

Favorite Crumpet