Favorite Crumpet

[Lucifer Box]

Don't forget to leave room for a cup of tea and a sandwich later on.

[MarillionFan]

Thats what I love about the North of England these days. Not a single whitey among them.

Innit, thousand apologies innit.

[Lucifer Box]

I'm not quite sure whether he's eating the burger or the burger's eating him.

[Lucifer Box]

Gentlemen, let's not mess around. Unless you can rival this, don't bother posting with your soft southern sunflower oil fried tulipe.

[thunderlizard]

I was just thinking that MF. That crumpet is undercooked and limp. This is more like it:

[MarillionFan]

That was a soft namby pamby Northern looking crumpet. I prefer mine crispy because unlike our northerm nancy 2.5% bitter drinking, wife beating contractors, the ones in the south still have their own teeth.

[The Lone Gunman]

Pikelets doesnt allow the same double entendre though does it, and you dont get such nice images when you google it either.Unless a Pikelets is is a term for some Pikey strumpet!

[Lucifer Box]

I am southern, soft and tulipe

LB, you are concerning me today. Yesterday I had you pegged as a true geek, but today I suspect you're really some ghetto blood out ta bust a cap in someone's ass.

It's the red mist that comes on me every now and again. Come tomorrow I'll be posting about how Dr Who picked up three gongs at the National Television Awards.

[WageSlave]

My mum always used to call them pikelets and said only soft southern tulipes called them crumpets.

I am southern, soft and tulipe

LB, you are concerning me today. Yesterday I had you pegged as a true geek, but today I suspect you're really some ghetto blood out ta bust a cap in someone's ass.

[Lucifer Box]

My mum always used to call them pikelets and said only soft southern tulipes called them crumpets.

[WageSlave]

Some lovely crumpet there
How about a favourite arse thread?

[Jabberwocky]

Melting butter and red hot jam, there is nothing quite like a piece of English Crumpet.