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The turd thread
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
I have just produced a particularly fine example which has superior looks and intelligence to the viewers and contestants of BB. -
I've just dropped mine off in the Big Brother pool OMG go girlThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Juat as long as it stays clear of the Alabama Hot Pocket this time.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostFor those not wishing to discuss Big Brother this is a placeholder for a discussion of turds and all things fecal.Comment
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I'm bunged up at the mo' so nothing exciting to report. A strange feeling just came over me as I felt I was being probed by BB in the diary room. Oh I know what it is - we're talking about turds.Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon
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I'm off for a dump and shall report afterwards.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Should we start a "Big Jobbies - Little Jobbie" Thread we could ask Russell Brand to present it......... Ooooops its been doneComment
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Guinness sludge this morning.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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My marks for this morning;
Size 9/10
Consistency and solidity 8/10
Stench 11/10
Perhaps helped by the braised beef and the second helping of bread and butter pudding from last night.
A good one.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I have one of those German toilets that catches ones output on a sort of shelf (historic for tape worm). I had to flush twice this morning just to keep my feet on the floor.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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