The turd thread

[Bagpuss]

For those not wishing to discuss Big Brother this is a placeholder for a discussion of turds and all things fecal.

 

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I have just produced a particularly fine example which has superior looks and intelligence to the viewers and contestants of BB.

 

[Bagpuss]

I've just dropped mine off in the Big Brother pool OMG go girl

 

[Rantor]

For those not wishing to discuss Big Brother this is a placeholder for a discussion of turds and all things fecal.

Juat as long as it stays clear of the Alabama Hot Pocket this time.

 

[TheRefactornator]

I'm bunged up at the mo' so nothing exciting to report. A strange feeling just came over me as I felt I was being probed by BB in the diary room. Oh I know what it is - we're talking about turds.

 

[Mich the Tester]

I'm off for a dump and shall report afterwards.

 

[Drewster]

Should we start a "Big Jobbies - Little Jobbie" Thread we could ask Russell Brand to present it......... Ooooops its been done

 

[gingerjedi]

Guinness sludge this morning.

 

[Mich the Tester]

My marks for this morning;

Size 9/10
Consistency and solidity 8/10
Stench 11/10

Perhaps helped by the braised beef and the second helping of bread and butter pudding from last night.

A good one.

 

[The Lone Gunman]

I have one of those German toilets that catches ones output on a sort of shelf (historic for tape worm). I had to flush twice this morning just to keep my feet on the floor.