Spiders

[bogeyman]

God knows why, but house has suddenly been invaded by small (about 1cm across) very fast-moving spiders.

The little buggers are everywhere. I hate to kill spiders, as they are very beneficial animals, but it's getting beyond a joke.

I thought they'd died off last week, but today, they are bloody everywhere.

Some of them are parachuting in through open windows on threads of web like little eight-legged commandos.

This is rural Oxfordshire, not the rain forests of Borneo. Tut.

[xoggoth]

Found masses of tiny (more like 1mm) spiders in back of my van last week hanging from the roof, they were all going down my neck. All relocated to shed. I never kill anything at all, rescuing little creatures must take up much of my day.

[lightng]

God knows why, but house has suddenly been invaded by small (about 1cm across) very fast-moving spiders.

The little buggers are everywhere. I hate to kill spiders, as they are very beneficial animals, but it's getting beyond a joke.

I thought they'd died off last week, but today, they are bloody everywhere.

Some of them are parachuting in through open windows on threads of web like little eight-legged commandos.

This is rural Oxfordshire, not the rain forests of Borneo. Tut.

I wondered where my nanobots had escaped to. They went haywire during the last thunder storm.

[bogeyman]

Found masses of tiny (more like 1mm) spiders in back of my van last week hanging from the roof, they were all going down my neck. All relocated to shed. I never kill anything at all, rescuing little creatures must take up much of my day.

Admirable Xog. You truly are a good man and will undoubtedly go to heaven. I, sadly, will not be joining you at the Pearly Gates as I have now resorted to the Dyson.

[moorfield]

They'll be crawling in through any airbricks around your house, this is a common problem at Moorfield Towers too. It doesn't help that Missus M is scared flipless of the things too.

[Board Game Geek]

I'd turn a negative in to a positive and actually rearrange my furniture and add little ramps and elevators and the like and turn it in to a live game of "Lemmings", albeit with spiders.

Imagine the fun !

Especially when you get the mini-packs of C4 out for the "Bombers", heh heh.

[Cliphead]

I hate the bastards and they get short shrift here. Dyson, spray, airgun for the tegenaria in september.

[thelace]

Get a cat and let nature take it's course

[bogeyman]

Get a cat and let nature take it's course

Have cat but he is not at all interested in spiders.

Mice, voles, rats, rabbits, pigeons yes. Spiders, not at all.

[BrilloPad]

Have cat but he is not at all interested in spiders.

Mice, voles, rats, rabbits, pigeons yes. Spiders, not at all.

WHS

I throw spiders into neighbour's garden. She is terrified of spiders.....