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Originally posted by Pogle View PostTagged for easy location. That's handy.He is delighted at the prospect of beavers, and hopes they will prove to be a major tourist attraction.
He said: "Generally speaking it's all positive. I haven't met anyone myself who is negative to the idea.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
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Why? Do you normally have trouble getting your hands on a beaver?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTagged for easy location. That's handy."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Mmmmmm. wild beaver.Originally posted by Pogle View Post
And many other jokes of a similar nature ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Leslie Nielsen (famous Canadians mistaken for Yanks)Originally posted by snaw View PostMmmmmm. wild beaver.
And many other jokes of a similar nature ...
- Mmm, nice beaver.
- Thanks, I've just had it stuffed.Comment
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They can be hard to spot in the dark.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostWhy? Do you normally have trouble getting your hands on a beaver?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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