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Rent a flat near a desirable state school and declare it as your primary residence until your children are accepted into the said school... then move back.Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostI've got about 5 weeks to go too- unfortunately I have been told to cut my hours by 50% effective immediately - the client is starting to 'feel the pinch' which is good for allowing time for hunting down the next gig not so good is the warchest is severely depleted following the house move, kids in private school (no places in the local state school) and a third one ready to go to pre-school nursery :-(
must... keep... spirits.... up...
My wife works on the school admissions department, they're all at it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Keep the bench warm till the rest of us get there. Fingers crossed we don't see you Platypus.Originally posted by Archangel View PostI finish on friday at midday.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It an option to consider, though the difference in ages of the kids means we have to do this 3 times in the right area for primary and secondary schools, plus the warchest needs to be deep enough!Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostRent a flat near a desirable state school and declare it as your primary residence until your children are accepted into the said school... then move back.
My wife works on the school admissions department, they're all at it.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Cough - but a lot less than school fees!Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostIt an option to consider, though the difference in ages of the kids means we have to do this 3 times in the right area for primary and secondary schools, plus the warchest needs to be deep enough!
School fees - worst mistake I ever made
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My 2 year old is in a nursery, £700 a month. If I pull him out we probably can't get him back in as there is a waiting list. So, I'll be sitting at home not earning whilst paying someone £700 a month to look after my kid.
At least the first £243 is tax free. Its only fair.Comment
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Are you for fu3king real?!!!Originally posted by Archangel View PostMy 2 year old is in a nursery, £700 a month.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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look on the bright side - when the child turns 3 you get 12.5 hours a week freeOriginally posted by Archangel View PostMy 2 year old is in a nursery, £700 a month. If I pull him out we probably can't get him back in as there is a waiting list. So, I'll be sitting at home not earning whilst paying someone £700 a month to look after my kid.
At least the first £243 is tax free. Its only fair.
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Another one of the benefits of being down South.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostAre you for fu3king real?!!!
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Save me a seat. Finish friday lunch time also.Originally posted by Archangel View PostI finish on friday at midday.
Had a spurt of calls a couple of weeks ago but looking a little bleak out there at the moment.
Looking forward to a short break. Would be nice to have the summer off, but one can wish, don't think the missus would let me - I would be stacking shelves at Tesco before the autumn.Comment
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