Burping lambs cause global warming

[Mich the Tester]

Government advisers are developing menus to combat climate change by cutting out “high carbon” food such as meat from sheep, whose burping poses a serious threat to the environment.

[TimberWolf]

Yeah, it's been the sheep all along, nothing to do with human population growth at all. Boomed.

[BrilloPad]

I suppose they want us all to become vegetarian?

Better eat as many chops while I can........

[Mich the Tester]

I suppose they want us all to become vegetarian?

Better eat as many chops while I can........

No, because we need the plants to soak up the CO2. Shoot all the veggies; more plants for the 'lungs of the planet', problem solved. Boomed.

[NotAllThere]

Not only that, but vegetarians produce more methane.

[Mich the Tester]

Not only that, but vegetarians produce more methane.

Maybe we should stick hoses up their arses and pump the gas back down into empty oil fields as a strategic reserve for the future.

[realityhack]

Government advisers are developing menus to combat climate change by cutting out “high carbon” food such as meat from sheep, whose burping poses a serious threat to the environment.

Ewe must be joking.

[EternalOptimist]

Maybe we should stick hoses up their arses and pump the gas back down into empty oil fields as a strategic reserve for the future.

Do you have ANY idea how a syphon works ? I have this mental image of fields full of lambs all blown inside-out by the 'Mitch-o-Matic'

[Mich the Tester]

Do you have ANY idea how a syphon works ? I have this mental image of fields full of lambs all blown inside-out by the 'Mitch-o-Matic'

I meant the vegetarians' arses.

[EternalOptimist]

I meant the vegetarians' arses.

ah, exploded veggies. I could live with that