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Early warning signs of workplace violence
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Not if you have no bullets or are firing blanksRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I would have thought that an infertile weakling would find guns all the more attractiveOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostNot if you have no bullets or are firing blanks
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That reminds me of the guy who went through Bristol airport recently. They took his toothpaste off him because it wasn't in a reasealable plastic bag, but didn't complain about the shotgun cartridges in his pocket....Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI used to know a guy who owned a handgun before they were banned, if I had to profile him I would say he wasn't the sort of person who should be allowed anywhere near such a weapon.
He had a ceramic glock with a laser site, why would anyone need a gun that can't be detected by metal detectors just for target practice at the local shooting club?
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That has conjured up a horrible image..... SAS with his todger shoved up a shotgun barrel..... Arghhhhh!Originally posted by Platypus View PostI would have thought that an infertile weakling would find guns all the more attractive
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Eww.Originally posted by Drewster View PostThat has conjured up a horrible image..... SAS with his todger shoved up a shotgun barrel..... Arghhhhh!Comment
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