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Well done Alexi, hows your Babooshka ?Originally posted by AtW View Post27.9 requests per second today
SKA traffic according to Compete.com:
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1599/skatraffic.png - can't wait to see their chart in May
Those are small news, big ones are coming - keep faith and the SKA won't forget you
It won't forget those who didn't keep faith either!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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FWIW I genuinely hope SKA is succesful. Anything to reduce the number of "placeholder" and "my lunch" threads.
I still cant get me 'ead around 'elk-calling in Minesota' or wherever it was
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I only care if it means he makes his million or so it'll take to get a shag.
In which case I'll say get in son. But I suspect a few million would be wasted on AtW. He'd spend it on a squirrel sanctuary or something ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
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get yourself up to Formby woods AlexiOriginally posted by snaw View PostI only care if it means he makes his million or so it'll take to get a shag.
In which case I'll say get in son. But I suspect a few million would be wasted on AtW. He'd spend it on a squirrel sanctuary or something ...
Alexis squirrel sanctuary
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I am totally at a loss for a response to this one EO!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI still cant get me 'ead around 'elk-calling in Minesota' or wherever it was

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it was from Platypus, in a previous ska threadOriginally posted by Diver View PostI am totally at a loss for a response to this one EO!
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'What rubbish - I've tried to use so-called SKA and the results were laughable. I was checking out a world sporting event and it return the world elk calling championships in Texas.
Has anybody ever got anything useful from this pile o' tulipe ?'(\__/)
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I'm sorry AtW, but this is funnyOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postit was from Platypus, in a previous ska thread
'What rubbish - I've tried to use so-called SKA and the results were laughable. I was checking out a world sporting event and it return the world elk calling championships in Texas.
Has anybody ever got anything useful from this pile o' tulipe ?'


The above response is in no way an opinion cast on the validity of SKA. Merely a response to the picture in my mind of EO's consternation at the result
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consterned. never been so consterned in me life. elk callingOriginally posted by Diver View PostI'm sorry AtW, but this is funny


The above response is in no way an opinion cast on the validity of SKA. Merely a response to the picture in my mind of EO's consternation at the result

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Well I did try the software install when it was in it's infacy and we were searching for pages or something like that, so I put in a few work units.
Then the software kept crashing and hanging my PC, particularly when I was playing Warcraft or COD4, so I had to uninstall in the end.
If I had had a spare PC, I would have been happy to run that however, but I didn't.
Judging from the number of visitors, it seems to be doing well, so good luck Alex.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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