Always make sure you wear a fresh pair of Y-Fronts every day, just in case you get knocked over and have to go to hospital.
"Yes Mother"
"Yes Mother"
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Nessles Milky Bar!Originally posted by Platypus View Post
It might be Nestlay where you come from matey boy (ami garcon??),
but over here it's Nessles..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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'They want you to start Monday'Comment
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I think you're probably the only candidate.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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'whiter than white'
'things can only get better'
'we have no plans to raise taxes'
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As safe as houses
Like money in the Bank
Balance of Payments Surplus
125% LTV MortgagesThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Well Ah'll go ta foot of our stairs(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Codswallop, a much underused wordThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Son, I want you to wear these boxing gloves to bed.Comment
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"No no no, you just lie back and relax""Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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