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Alton Towers problem..
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Sad thing is the birds fall for Chef's bull-sheet.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostAnd easily put down:
"UNFERTILISED"
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSad thing is the birds fall for Chef's bull-sheet.

I believe the word your looking for is romance. You should try it one day sas, then that Yaris of yours might get it's springs tested a bit more than simply the weight of your fat ass on them..
Oh and FYI, yes she has "fallen for it", I got a reply of
"That seems a pretty hard mission. I would therefore require another professional to escort me. As this choice has to be well considered, I need to analyse if Agent <chef> has the physical and mental strength in pre-mission preparations.
My research so far attests that Agent <chef>, though he can be sneaky in the way he looks after his own personal interests and agenda, he still has a certain creative energy and charm.
I am pretty sure that these traits could be mixed to make this mission even more explosive.
As you may well understand I need to protect my health, so I am asking myself: What do I gain when choosing this particular agent? And could I be sure to have his full support in order to complete this mission successfully?
regards
<gf chef>"
no further replies are going to be posted, suffice to say Chef is going to Alton Towers on Friday
and looks like he's going to be rewarded for the effort aswell.
Mission accomplished
Last edited by chef; 20 May 2009, 13:42.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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