Alton Towers problem..

[Moscow Mule]

You are so chav.

"How do you prefer you eggs in the morning" is so much more upmarket.....

And easily put down:

"UNFERTILISED"

[sasguru]

And easily put down:

"UNFERTILISED"

Sad thing is the birds fall for Chef's bull-sheet.

[chef]

Sad thing is the birds fall for Chef's bull-sheet.

I believe the word your looking for is romance. You should try it one day sas, then that Yaris of yours might get it's springs tested a bit more than simply the weight of your fat ass on them..

Oh and FYI, yes she has "fallen for it", I got a reply of

"That seems a pretty hard mission. I would therefore require another professional to escort me. As this choice has to be well considered, I need to analyse if Agent <chef> has the physical and mental strength in pre-mission preparations.

My research so far attests that Agent <chef>, though he can be sneaky in the way he looks after his own personal interests and agenda, he still has a certain creative energy and charm.
I am pretty sure that these traits could be mixed to make this mission even more explosive.
As you may well understand I need to protect my health, so I am asking myself: What do I gain when choosing this particular agent? And could I be sure to have his full support in order to complete this mission successfully?
regards
<gf chef>"

no further replies are going to be posted, suffice to say Chef is going to Alton Towers on Friday and looks like he's going to be rewarded for the effort aswell.

Mission accomplished