Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Wilkinson's gone to Toulon
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Posthttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6314682.ece
Good move?
Will he ever be fit again?
I hope so. He's a brilliant player and a real example, (a back that I admire!?!?) and now he gets stick from Newcastle fans for trying to get his career back on track. I for one would prefer to see JW playing fly half for England with a walking stick than most of the competition.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHe should have moved 6 years ago. sam Vesty is a pretty ordinary player who looks good behind the Leicester forwards. If Wilkinson had moved to say leicester then he would not have had to tackle so much.whs
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostJust another unimaginitive NH flyhalf who could kick and was ok behind a dominant set of forwards.
Personally I think the Super 14/Tri-Nations has loads more talented flyhalves. Am looking forward to the Lions returning from SA with nothing but a free suntan.
As a back row forward I have spent the best part of 30 years, plus this evening's jolly fine dinner with my mate from Auckland analysing the fly half position in intricate detail, and I have come to the following conclusion;
"The primary role of the fly half is to provide the back row with a bloody good laugh"
For the opposition fly half, this is quite simple. He simply has to fumble one of those 100mph spin passes from his scrum half and the back row can have a good laugh beating him to a pulp.
For your own fly half, it's a little more complicated, but not much. He has three ways to amuse the back row;
1/ boot the ball 50 yards upfield, bouncing it into touch and thus providing us with a good laugh as we can have a scrap with the other lot at the line out and put the tulips up their fly half as he gets a spin pass on his own try line.
2/ Pass the ball out to the inside centre, who is usually a big lump who'd rather play in the back row, who crashes straight into the opposition and sets up a ruck, thus allowing the back row to have a bloody good laugh trampling all over some silly sod who's lying on the ground wearing the wrong coloured shirt
3/ Pass the ball inside to the back row, then we can have a damn good laugh smashing into the opposition fly half and you've guessed it, beating him to pulp.
JW fulfills this role almost perfectly. My one complaint is that he tackles too much, thus denying the back row the opportunity for another bloody good laugh flattening people. Oh, and the silly boy injures himself in the process.
'Creative' fly halves, on the other hand, are a pain in the arse. Off they go, three dummy passes, two double-dummy-scissors moves, two swerves and a 'sidestep' (whatever that is), confusing nobody but their own team, and if the 16 stone+ brigade aren't within one yard of them to help when they inevitably run into trouble, they whinge about the 'mobility and fitness' of the back row, who've just spent all bloody week slaving it out on rowing machines, running tracks and weights rooms achieving that oh so bloody important 15 on a bleep test.
No, 'creative´ fly halves are a bloody waste of space. JW is the fly half for the back row, and I shall raise a glass, no, a bottle, of my best Champagne when he pulls on an England shirt again.
Lets just hope Martin Johnson can put together a back row worthy of playing with the guy.Last edited by Mich the Tester; 19 May 2009, 20:55.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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