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    #21
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Actually piss is a very useful substance, It's sterile the moment it comes out of your body and is excellent for treating chilblains. It is also really good to warm your hands if they gotten cold while kayaking or diving (would recommend eating your sarnies 1st though..) It's also good for easing piles if you wee in the bath.

    You can also use it for highlighting your hair, although cat's piss is better for this (why do they say something is 'cat's piss' to mean it's weak? Never understood that one...).

    And there's loads more uses (but I suspect you've had enough... )

    Certainly more use than arnica...
    Wee has been used for all sorts of things in the past, and even collected on a big scale, for things including making explosives and tanning leather. I think it contains phosphorous amongst other things, including of course ammonia.

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      #22
      As opposed to conventional or herbal medicine, homeopathy is based on the principle that a substance that can make people ill can be diluted thousands of times to treat the symptoms it would otherwise create
      a principle invented by a bloke a few hundred years ago
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #23
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Wee has been used for all sorts of things in the past, and even collected on a big scale, for things including making explosives and tanning leather. I think it contains phosphorous amongst other things, including of course ammonia.
        Indeed. It was collected in vast quantities in Sweden in the 18th c. to create the phosphorous to make matches.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #24
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          You can also use it for highlighting your hair, although cat's piss is better for this (why do they say something is 'cat's piss' to mean it's weak? Never understood that one...).
          I think I'll stick to the salon highlights if it's all the same to you
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            You can also use it for highlighting your hair, although cat's piss is better for this (why do they say something is 'cat's piss' to mean it's weak? Never understood that one...).
            My cat will piss on your head if you let him.

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I think I'll stick to the salon highlights if it's all the same to you
              You do know what they make that stuff out of don't you?

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                #27
                Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                You do know what they make that stuff out of don't you?
                Expensive piss?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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