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in all honesty the majority of people on here will either be complete geeks incapable of holding a conversation except in cyberspace
I don't know. I'm becoming seriously worried about this forum, what with all this posts about clubbing, meeting nice girls and going to the pub. My God, just what sort of geeks are you?
In terms of knowing other members, I must admit that I do know WageSlave pretty well. In fact, we have slept together several times
I am fairly new to this forum and so I wondered if anyone had ever tried to organise a get-together of the contractors. I know that everyone is dispersed around the country but there must be concentrations around the main cities.
Most of the people on here are AKAs or bots. In reality, there's only you, me and threaded, so do you prefer Denmark or Tring?
A few year's ago a meeting the the Eiffel Tower was mooted (a jar of Bovril instead of the usual carnation I seem to remember...)
Can anyone manage Chandos near Trafalgar Square mid-week?
Can't do this week though...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
You'd spot Jacko a mile off. 6'4'' and hands like spades.
Milan would be seen arguing with the barman and getting thrown out, his NHS glasses snapped in half.
Mordac would be screaming at the waitress like he did once at the Park, Teddington.
Hull would be caught w@nking in the toilets and drawing knobs on the door.
ATW wouldbe arrested under the prevention of terrorism act before arriving.
Scots would be telling everyone to calm down.
and Rebecca would appear but no-one would recognise her and shes really a bloke in drag
It would be surely interesting to meet the likes of N5Gooner, Steve'o, Dirty_old_man etc Look them in the eye and here what they have to say.
Being 6"1 I always find it hard to look someone in the eye when they are only 4"6 but I guess if we stand you on the bar, and at the same time mines a bitter.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
Your neck is articulated. You can use it to tilt your head up and down. This will allow you to see things which are above or below you. If this is the first time you have used this facility, you may experience some dizziness.
It's funny how all the members of this forum are built like heavyweights. Being over 6"ft doesn't indicate much, even in the heavyweight division (Tyson, Marciano, etc).
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