"You forgot to mention the crippled gypsy girl I twatted with her own crutch. "
Exactly. Did anyone see Mordacs appearance in Eastenders tonight about to throttle Babs. That was 'em I tell yeh
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Previously on "Get-together"
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Reminds me of a party I went to some years ago where one of my mates ended up in a fight with a woman in wheelchair, apparently after making the comment "whats wrong with you, can't you walk then?"
He ended up spending most of the evening trying to hide out in one of the bedrooms because, as a result, "everyone seemed to hate him" strangely enough.
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Originally posted by MarillionFanMordac would be screaming at the waitress like he did once at the Park, Teddington.
They both asked for it, anyway.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI proposed a Christmas party once, but no one was interested in that either.
At one point Lucifer and I were going to have a party at AtW's place; order some pizzas, trash his room and play on his console.
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I proposed a Christmas party once, but no one was interested in that either.
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Originally posted by Arun VSo...would anyone be interested in coming ?
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Originally posted by planetitTop tip for Steve and Gooner.
Your neck is articulated. You can use it to tilt your head up and down. This will allow you to see things which are above or below you. If this is the first time you have used this facility, you may experience some dizziness.
HTH
This is surely a tip for Ancient...he can tilt his head, but what's he gonna see? apart from up my nose?
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Interested ?
So...would anyone be interested in coming ? - and to think that my mum warned me against meeting strangers :-)
Originally posted by cojakA few year's ago a meeting the the Eiffel Tower was mooted (a jar of Bovril instead of the usual carnation I seem to remember...)
Can anyone manage Chandos near Trafalgar Square mid-week?
Can't do this week though...Last edited by Arun V; 24 October 2005, 09:02.
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It's funny how all the members of this forum are built like heavyweights. Being over 6"ft doesn't indicate much, even in the heavyweight division (Tyson, Marciano, etc).
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Top tip for Steve and Gooner.
Your neck is articulated. You can use it to tilt your head up and down. This will allow you to see things which are above or below you. If this is the first time you have used this facility, you may experience some dizziness.
HTH
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Originally posted by ancientIt would be surely interesting to meet the likes of N5Gooner, Steve'o, Dirty_old_man etc Look them in the eye and here what they have to say.
Being 6"1 I always find it hard to look someone in the eye when they are only 4"6 but I guess if we stand you on the bar, and at the same time mines a bitter.
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Originally posted by ancientIt would be surely interesting to meet the likes of N5Gooner, Steve'o, Dirty_old_man etc Look them in the eye and here what they have to say.
Look me in the eye?
Are you sure your that tall?
You might need to stand on a box!
Mines a pint of bitter by the way
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You'd spot Jacko a mile off. 6'4'' and hands like spades.
Milan would be seen arguing with the barman and getting thrown out, his NHS glasses snapped in half.
Mordac would be screaming at the waitress like he did once at the Park, Teddington.
Hull would be caught w@nking in the toilets and drawing knobs on the door.
ATW wouldbe arrested under the prevention of terrorism act before arriving.
Scots would be telling everyone to calm down.
and Rebecca would appear but no-one would recognise her and shes really a bloke in drag
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Originally posted by MarillionFanin all honesty the majority of people on here will either be complete geeks incapable of holding a conversation except in cyberspace
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