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...now here did I put my keys.....<checks pockets again>I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posti can certainly remember touching up my first girlfriend. And I dont need the source for that......Is there anyone who doesn't remember touching up BP's first girlfriend?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI can certainly remember touching up your first girlfriend too.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I seem to remember knobbing a Mrs BP about 40 odd years agoOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs there anyone who doesn't remember touching up BP's first girlfriend?
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Are you sure it was you ?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posti can certainly remember touching up my first girlfriend. And I dont need the source for that......Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs there anyone who doesn't remember touching up BP's first girlfriend?
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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