How to get out of Jury duty...

**The Lone Gunman** · 13 May 2009, 09:45

Originally posted by AZZIK View Post

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploa..._jury_duty.pdf

I suspect he will be spending a short time away from both work and family at her majesty's pleasure to consider his attitude there. He should be.

**NotAllThere** · 13 May 2009, 09:58

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I suspect he will be spending a short time away from both work and family at her majesty's pleasure to consider his attitude there. He should be.

Obama's

**realityhack** · 13 May 2009, 10:09

His address is 'Tulip Avenue'.

**The Lone Gunman** · 13 May 2009, 10:25

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Obama's

Ooops. I only read the hand written bit.

**BrilloPad** · 13 May 2009, 11:00

Originally posted by AZZIK View Post

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploa..._jury_duty.pdf

**Mich the Tester** · 13 May 2009, 11:04

Stick two pencils in your nostrils, put your underpants on your head and say 'wibble'.

**voodooflux** · 13 May 2009, 11:09

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Stick two pencils in your nostrils, put your underpants on your head and say 'wibble'.

"I remember I once had to shoot a whole jury for trying that..."

**Alf W** · 13 May 2009, 11:31

Can you volunteer whilst on the bench in a dead market? Get it over with?

**TheBigD** · 13 May 2009, 11:46

Originally posted by Alf W View Post

Can you volunteer whilst on the bench in a dead market? Get it over with?

I don't think you can ever volunteer for jury service. It's just a random selection from the electoral register.

How to get out of Jury duty...