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if you chuck up a brown chewy bit, bite hard and swallow, because thats your @rse-holeOriginally posted by chef View Post

i'll be in trap 4..
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postif you chuck up a brown chewy bit, bite hard and swallow, because thats your @rse-hole


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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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i'm saved, my trusted friend, colleague and fellow drinking partner arrived at 10:30 and brought with him not one but two Schweinebraten Semmel (hot roast pork on a small barm).. and a bottle of freshly squeezed OJ
Apparently, I won a bet I'd be in before him and that was his payment

and why are there always carrots??? i cant remember the last time I ate carrots..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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They’re bits of your gut that have been detached by the violent wretching motions.Originally posted by chef View Postand why are there always carrots??? i cant remember the last time I ate carrots..And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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nice, tasted like carrots thoughOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThey’re bits of your gut that have been detached by the violent wretching motions.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBacon and egg, lots of water and a couple of aspirins.
Why are you playing rugby on a football pitch?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Yep, shame about the football goalposts; they were 'in storage' next to the pitch as the opposition share their ground with a football club. Still, I enjoy the sight of my opposite number falling to the ground as I show him a clean pair of heels. For some inexplicable reason that doesn’t happen as often as in my 20’s.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhy are you playing rugby on a football pitch?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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They ran out of wood for the uprights.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhy are you playing rugby on a football pitch?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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